Racoon’s ABC Store Adventure

Dis was mistake.

Hello. Racoon here.
Racoon want snack.
Racoon see sign say “ABC.”

Racoon think ABC mean Always Buy Chips.
Racoon wrong.

📖 The Story

Panel 1
Racoon outside store.
“Racoon need snack.”

Panel 2
Racoon read sign.
“ABC store. Alphabet snacks?”

Panel 3
Racoon inside store.
“Dis place smell fancy.”

Panel 4
Clerk stare at Racoon.
Racoon stare back.
Nobody blink.

Panel 5
Racoon pick bottle.
“Dis juice look spicy.”

Panel 6
Bigfoot outside store, yelling:
“RACOON NO.”

Panel 7
Racoon passed out.
Racoon learn nothing.

Bigfoot apologize again.
Racoon banned from many places.

No racoons were harmed.
Clerk still confused.